Connie Whittemore
Nude

If you’re gonna just make one movie, make it with a Baldwin — that’ll get you some gusto. Actress Connie Whittemore’s silver screen career may have just been limited to a solo act as a topless dancer at a strip club in Heaven’s Prisoners (1996), but it’ll go down in her lore as THE film she made with the formidable Alec Baldwin. Oh, yeah. Mr. Words With Friends strolls into the nudie joint as Connie’s onstage flossin’ her treats on stage — and oh, what tasty treats they are. The thong stays on, but her big bare breasts are a-shakin’ and a-jigglin’ like a set of paint cans. And cans they are! Alec had to have been sportin’ a Baldwin boner after eyeing those bobbling beauties; we know we were. We just wish Ms. Whittemore would have given us exactly that — more, more, more!